Top Five Words to Describe your skating 1. Pre-Calculated 2. Visually pleasing 3. Astronomical 4. Brackish 5. Professional "Hand Killing my first Alaskan King Crab, and eating it 10 minutes later. Then using it's claw to open my bottle."

Top Five All-Time Ninjas 1. Dre Powell 2. Murda 3. Mathieu Ledoux 4. Jon Julio 5. Myself (soon)	Top Five Worst Injuries 1. Chipped bottom vertabrae in spine 2. Fractured hip 3. Fractured jaw 4. Cut half my thumb off at work 5. My integrity every morning I wake up for work
Top Five Benefits of having half a thumb 1. Discounted manicures 2. I have a human thumb in a jar (pretty rare!) 3. The ladies dig it! :) 4. I suck at getting knots undone 5. No more video games when I'm hurt (more productive I guess)	Top Five Reasons to not mess with Santee 1. Jimmy "The Death Dealer" 2. We have multiple trashbags full of assorted bad things 3. You'd be out of jurisdiction, we make scrambled laws 4. You could catch a mean slap 5. --------- it's bad
Top Five Costumes you've worn 1. Killer Bee WRS Finals in Vegas (Halloween) 2. 80's Coke Dealer (random bar night we thought was 80's night and wasn't) 3. "The Executive" every friday at work for formal fridays (a day I made up there) 4. Homemade Sumo Wrestler Suit I wore for a first date with a girl 5. Sad Catapillar (bored)	Top Five Things you've built you're proud of 1. Pirate wheel for the Pirate Party at my house 2. Nick Wood's 3rd Place "Osama Bin Laden Look Alike" Contest Trophy 3. Jimmy Ormsby's Birthday "Bag of #icks" 4. Start box in my backyard 5. Horn's Backflip Rail
Top Five Alaskan Experiences 1. Being nipple deep in a river fishing with Mike French and James Johnson, and have a bear roll out on us for a drink. And James stare it down. 2. Catching 13 Alaskan Halibut with James & Mike in the ocean next to Admiralty Island 3. Imperial Saloon 4. Hand Killing my first Alaskan King Crab and eating it 10 minutes later. Then using it's claw to open my bottle. 5. Watching Mike French topsoul a dock rail over icy death water after we left the Alaskan Brewing Factory.	Top Five Reasons to skate for Revolution 1. Skater Owned 2. Mama Gretch 3. Papa James 4. They do a lot for the industry and more than a lot for their community 5. James Johnson is a fu#king badass in every essence of the word