Top 5 Reasons to be Married 1. Get your best friend and your lover in one adorable package 2. Unlimited booty (if you stay on her good side) 3. She brings order to my life 4. Constant encouragement 5.You get to wake up next to her everyday and know that unless you fu#k up real bad, you will never be lonely "Being supported by 100% rollerblader owned and best skateshop in the world!" - Spira

Top Five Reasons to be a Father 1.Raise a super child to take over the world 2. Pass on your well acquired knowledge 3. Indoctrinate your anti-social ideals 4. Observe how much more awesome your kid is compared to others 5. Sit back and enjoy as your well trained martial artist daughter rubs little spoiled rude princess Nancy's face into the dirt	Top Five Reasons to get a College Degree 1. Getting all the interesting knowledge you can 2. As long as you get a good degree in something you should be making stacks 3. People will think you are more qualified than you are 4. Harder to get a job than when you were 16 5. You get to think you should be paid more
Top Five Renovations you'll be doing to your First House 1. Gutters 2. Garage Floor and Doors 3. Cellar Floor 4. Roof 5. Windows that were nailed shut for some reason	Top Five Tricks 1. Mizou 2. AO Mizou 3. Tru Mizou 4. Topside Mizou 5. AO Topside Mizou
Top Five Up and Coming Colorado Skaters 1. Kevin Carey 2. Zach Burlingame 3. Chris Burlingame 4. Ty Jones 5. Greg Freeman	Top Five Reasons to skate for Revolution 1. All the sweet hookups 2. James & Gretchen 3. Alaska Trips 4. The biggest team of dirtbags to roll on earth's soil 5. Being supported by 100% rollerblader owned and best skateshop in the world!